I just got my Chinese ass back from Bintan! Which didn't really prove to be anything close to "fun" really. I can easily give a description actually: God-forsaken. Well at least it was to me since I went there with another guy. (note: singular word, guy) How fucking pathetic is that? I have tons of things to curse my tongue dry, like the fucked up currency for example. But then again, I couldn't really be bothered since vanity is really the issue here. Yes, a fucking sun-burnt face. Emphasis on fucking, Ha, nah I ain't a Blondie. F-A-C-E, now that's my issue right there. How retarded would I look when I start my skin-shedding season? I'd probably be looking like that furred character from the "Journey to the west", the spastic looking monkey who waves his rod, no pole, or whatever that retractable thing is (it's a weapon by the way not his manhood). AHAHAHAHA! Man I'm so bored I'm laughing at my own jokes blogging this down. Aahahhaaha. Oh fuck, I'm starting to get lazy to think of anything else that should go into this post....Alright, BYE! Itiastlyn!